Josh Miller Facts
Josh Miller takes up his 150th hit up… of the match..
A Josh Miller night out costs the Australia tax payer $1,290,030 in baby bonuses
Josh Miller’s best score in ten pin bowling is 301.
Josh Miller does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Josh Miller is Pain.
If Josh Miller was in the Ashes squad, Australia would have won the series 6-0.
When Josh Miller does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Josh Miller could use to kill you – including the room itself.
Josh Miller once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Josh Miller once showed up late to training, David Furner fined the rest of the team for being early.
Josh Miller once won Wimbledon… Without a racket..
Josh Miller was once fined for doing 210km/h in an 80 zone, on his push bike.
Josh Miller grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Josh Miller played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Josh Miller recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
When Josh Miller surfs the web looking at porn…They pay him a premium rate…
Josh Miller crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
When Josh Miller exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Josh Miller can slam revolving doors.
The ‘big bang’ was a Josh Miller tackle.
Jesus walked on water. Josh Miller crossed the Pacific, in his hummer.
Josh Miller once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves
Superman owns a pair of Josh Miller pyjamas
Josh Miller never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
The only time Josh Miller was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Josh Miller once beat a wall at tennis.
Once a cobra bit Josh Miller leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Giraffes were created when Josh Miller uppercutted a horse.
Josh Miller can fold a piece of paper 8 times.
When Josh Miller Runs he stays still the Earth moves under his feet like a treadmill
Long time ago Josh Miller got so hungry .. he ate the dinosaurs
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Josh Miller once killed four birds with half a stone. What’s that? You say there’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either
Josh Miller has held the Boxing World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
Josh Miller was banned from competitive bull riding after a 2007 exhibition when he rode the bull 552 km from Canberra to to Forbes and back to pick up his dry cleaning.
Josh Miller got a bucket and spade for his birthday as a child. The result was the Grand Canyon.
Josh Miller once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Josh Miller’s computer. Josh Miller is always in control.
Josh Miller sleeps with a nightlight on. Not because he’s scared of the dark. But because the dark is scared of Josh Miller.
Josh Miller would have built Rome in a day.
There is no such thing as global warming. Josh Miller was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Josh Miller doesn’t get dropped, he decides when he wants to play.
Josh Miller doesn’t lick his plate after a meal. He eats it.
Josh Miller can bench press a fridge in his sleep.
Josh Miller once won the Tour de France.. On his unicycle…
Josh Miller is the only player in history to take a test match hat-trick in 2 balls.
Josh Miller puts the M in CFMEU.
Josh Miller’s career goal kicking record is 5 goals from 4 attempts.
Josh Miller once won Who wants to be a millionaire without answering a question.
Stadium Australia’s 30,000 seat reduction was the end result of a Josh Miller rampage.
Josh Miller is the current holder of all 17 Dally M player awards.
Josh Miller once lapped the field in the Olympic 400 metre final.
Josh Miller can get from Canberra to Sydney in 2 hours, on his mountain bike.
Josh Miller once threw a Hoola hoop over the top of Black Mountain Tower.
Josh Miller’s highest score in 20/20 cricket is 51 of 7 balls.
Josh Miller will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you…
Josh Miller once kicked a 142 metre field goal.
Josh Miller sailed solo around the world unassisted when he was 15.
Josh Miller invented the the winged keel.
Josh Miller has been announced as the chairman for the new independent commission to run Rugby League.
Josh Miller tells the GPS where to go.
There was once life on Mars.. That was before Josh Miller felt hungry one Tuesday morning.
Josh Miller once won the Sydney to Hobart without a boat.
Josh Miller has a Mohs scale rating of 121..
Josh Miller is the reason George is no longer a lake
Josh Miller’s annual grocery bill makes up 14% of Australia’s GDP.
The United Nations classes Josh Miller as a WMD.
The movie 2012 is based on what would happen if Josh Miller became very angry.
One day Josh Miller came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Josh Miller Tackle.
A Josh Miller shoulder charge is the reason the Tower of Pisa is leaning.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Josh Miller lives in Canberra.
Josh Miller doesn’t daydream. He’s too busy giving other people nightmares.
Josh Miller can swim through land.
Josh Miller can win solitaire with 15 cards.
Josh Miller once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing both tyres, a chain, and 2 pedals.
Josh Miller has internet access in North Korea.
Josh Miller was once in a knife fight…. The knife lost.
Josh Miller can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass…. At night.
Josh Miller was born with power balance.
Josh Miller has flown to Queensland to remove a certain shipping vessel off the Great Barrier Reef.
In a fight between Superman and Batman, the winner would be Josh Miller.
if you spell Josh Miller in scrabble you win, forever.
When Josh Miller plays the Australian version of monopoly it actually affects our economy.
The Raiders also have 2 files, one outlines the salary of contracted players, the other simply says Josh Miller. The Auditors never visit.
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